Jacob's nerves

#1- Throw a stick and yell "FETCH!"

#2- Poke him in the back all day and remind him Edward won.

#3- When he's with his pack, sing "Who let the dog's out?"

#4- When you're walking down the street, steer him away from fire hydrants.

#5- When he asks,tell him you didn't want him getting any ideas.

#6- Ask him if he's had his rabies vaccination.

#7- Get him a cat for christmas.

#8- Serve him his food on the floor.

#9- Switch his shampoo with dog shampoo.

#10- If he's talking to much, yell "STOP BARKING!"

#11- Ask him what it's like to date the Loch Ness Monster.

#12- Beat him at a game and go-- "Second place again, Jake?"